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Saturday, May 05, 2007

Do you know Jack?


I have several posts drafted that I have been working on since March, and even though they are mostly done, I don't feel like I'm ready to post any of them yet. So, in the meantime, I thought I'd post something fun.

A while back I did a post on my favorite TV show "LOST" - which is still my favorite show - but "24" with Kiefer Sutherland comes in at a close second. Below is a list of Jack Bauer "Facts" that I found online, along with a list I created about "24" fanatics.

Feel free to add to either of these lists by posting your own observations in the Comments section! Enjoy!

JACK BAUER FACT LIST

1.
If everyone on "24" followed Jack Bauer's instructions, it would be called "12".
2. Some people see the glass as half full. Others see it as half empty. Jack Bauer sees the glass as a deadly weapon.
3. Once, someone tried to tell Jack Bauer a "knock knock" joke. Jack Bauer found out who was there, who they worked for, and where the bomb was.
4. If Jack Bauer was in a room with Hitler, Stalin, and Nina Meyers, and he had a gun with two bullets, he'd shoot Nina twice.
5. Jack Bauer ran out of bullets, so he caught three in his chest and used them to re-load.
6. Jack Bauer's calendar goes from March 31st to April 2nd. No one fools Jack Bauer.
7. Jack Bauer once forgot where he put his keys. He then spent the next half-hour torturing himself until he gave up the location of the keys.
8. Superman wears Jack Bauer pajamas.
9. If it tastes like chicken, looks like chicken, and feels like chicken, but Jack Bauer says its beef. Then it's beef.
10. Osama bin Laden's recent proposal for truce is a direct result of him finding out that Jack Bauer is, in fact, still alive.

YOU KNOW YOU'RE A FAN OF "24" IF...

1. You downloaded the CTU ringer for your cell phone.
2. When your phone rings, you answer with your last name - i.e. "This is Smith."
3. If your spouse calls and asks you to pick them up because their car has broken down, you ask them to upload the schematics and live satellite feed to your palm pilot.
4. When someone asks you what you did yesterday, you reply with "Previously, on 24..."
5. You put "David Palmer" down as a write-in candidate at the last presidential election.
6. You named your pets "Edgar" and "Chloe".
7. You're under the impression that humans don't eat, sleep or use the bathroom for 24 hours at a time
8. When you're running late for an appointment, you hear the "beep, beep, beep" sound in your head and feel like screaming out loud "We're running out of time!"
9. You ordered a CTU logo t-shirt and mouse pad off the 24 website. (Guilty!)
10. All your friends know not to call you during the hours of 8 to 9 PM on Monday nights. :)


5 comments:

Elizabeth C. said...

That was great! My favorite Jack Bauer fact is:

"8. Superman wears Jack Bauer pajamas."

LOL!

astraughnomer said...

ahhhh hahaha SO TRUE!! i'm so glad i caved and started watching it. keifer sutherland is my new hero. :)

matt just called and he was on the way to your house for small group...hope you guys have a good time. it's too bad i'm missing these...it's a good study.

D.L. White said...

Kiefer is THE man!!!

Hey Amber - we missed you!

Kathleen said...

oh my gosh, I don't watch this show, but reading this made me laugh. :P

The Trousered Ape said...

this show is so starting to come back.

shawn