Then life happened, and here I am, wondering how I got here. Not a writer. Not an artist.
So, in case you're a writer or creative person, and you'd like to learn all my secrets of how I stomped that dream right out, I thought I'd share with you my easy five-step process to stop being a writer, or being creative at all, for that matter. (The following is written with tongue firmly in cheek.)
STEP 1. Don't Prioritize or Schedule Your Time.
Let the pressures and demands of everyday life get in the way of making time to create or write. Convince yourself that "you'll have time later". And for heaven's sake, don't set any schedules; why would you want to confine yourself? Tell yourself to just wait until creativity hits and you'll sit down and write then.
|Pixies by Brian Froud|
In Greek mythology, there was a Muse for each type of art, and these Muses would inspire, encourage, and aid creative people in making their art. Thus our phrase about "listening to your Muse" when creating. Well, don't listen to your Muse. Instead, listen to your Pixie. Now I'm not talking about a darling little Disney fairy with glittering wings, sprinkling fairy dust everywhere. I'm talking about the dangerous Pixies from folklore; the ones that enjoy leading travelers astray, leaving them lost and disoriented in the woods. The Pixies that like to trick and confound and whisper lies. I'm pretty sure if we all have a Muse, then we must also have a Pixie. Believe your Pixie when she whispers in your ear, "You're not good enough. No one will want to read that. Why are you even trying? Do you really think you can write? You'd better just quit." Sure, Pixies have a bad reputation, but you should trust yours. The more you listen to her, the harder it will be to hear your Muse. Listen long enough, the Muse will stop talking to you altogether.
STEP 3. Forget How to Play.
Don't just sit down and play with words, or write whatever comes into your head. Don't write simply for the pure joy of stringing words together. You should have a fully-realized three-act storyboarded plot with clearly developed characters all figured out in your mind along with a clear publication goal, marketing strategy, and an agent on speed dial before you ever sit down to the keyboard. Writing prompts and exercises are also a waste of time. And while we're at it, don't ever doodle either.
STEP 4. Ignore Your Biggest Fans.
There will be well-meaning cheerleaders in your life. They are the ones who always ask what you're working on and can they read it. They will encourage you to keep writing. They will talk about how gifted you are and give you countless reasons why you shouldn't give up. They're biased because they love you. Smile and nod at them, because they mean well, but don't listen to them.
STEP 5. Don't Read or Write.
This seems like a ridiculously simple and obvious step, but it must be said. The way to stop being a writer is to avoid the written word. Don't read books; they might inspire something creative in you or spark an idea and you'll feel the urge to write it down. Best not to open the cover of a book and be potentially tempted. And of course, don't write. Whenever you feel the urge to write, just settle down in front of the TV for some Netflix and chill instead. The urge will pass.
Follow these steps for a day or two, and they will start to add up and compound upon one another, days will turn into weeks, which will turn into years and, voila, you will stop being a writer.
(Removing tongue from cheek.)
Let my life be a terrible warning. Don't do what I have done. Learn from my mistakes.
I now find myself fighting to crawl out of the creative pit I'm in because of committing these very missteps. Whenever I sit down to write, the rusty gears grind so bad I can almost audibly hear them. I don't believe creative folks like myself intentionally set out to stop creating, but that internal drive, motivation, desire - whatever it is - has to scream louder than the rest of the world. It has to demand your attention. And sometimes that voice can get quiet. But take heart, Gentle Readers. Hold out a little hope for me yet. I'm still trying.
I wrote this, didn't I? ;-)